Two-legged Rat

I photographed them, but now I'm wishing I'd written my post code on them in invisible ink, or injected them with cyanide.

Elles sont disparu !

Nie ma !

We're not talking badger here. This is the work of what is commonly known as a two-legged rat.

They (about half a dozen Cox's Orange Pippin) were a couple of metres inside the security fence. Either it was an inside job, or someone hopped over the high fence - like I did last year when I lost my keys.