Friday, September 25, 2009

Bruce The Moose



Poor Ed Wardle. On his own for seven weeks in the Canadian wilderness, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. His rations had run out, he was scared of being eaten by a bear and he couldn't find any salmon. He had to make do with berries and a porcupine. "Put that on your Channel 4," he said, as he removed the porcupine's anus with a knife.

He found the skeletal remains of a moose and naturally, as you do when you're a bit down, called it Bruce and chatted to it.

In the end, he dialled up a takeaway and someone made a food drop. Not long after, he called for a taxi and a boatplane came to rescue him.

Channel 4 - Alone In The Wild

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